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One Quotes by Groucho Marx
- Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.
- There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit...retire!
- There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of one's fellow man.
- One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife.
- I'm going to Iowa for an award. Then I'm appearing at Carnegie Hall, it's sold out. Then I'm sailing to France to be honored by…
- One woman and one man might have been OK in your grandmother's day, but who wants to marry your grandmother? Not even your grandfather!
- There's a man outside with a big black mustache. - Tell him I've got one.
- I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
- Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your…
- I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down
- Mr.Blank's reputation as a card shark had preceded him. No one accused him of being dishonest, but on the other hand no one accused him…
- I know a member of one of New York's first families (first as you drive up Tenth Avenue)
- He [Groucho's father] had absolutely no training, and if you had ever seen one of his suits, you'd realize what an accurate statement that is.…
- I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't…
- One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
- My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something.
- There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook.
- I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.
- My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.
- No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
- Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.
- John you say you met in an elevator. Was the elevator going up at the time, or down? This is very important, for going down…
- Even the intellectual crowd will have none of me. Physically, I look like one of them. Graying at the temples, I walk with a slight…
- I could dance with you till the cows come home. Better still, I'll dance with the cows and you come home." Groucho Marx was never…
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