"Mr.Blank's reputation as a card shark had preceded……" — Groucho Marx
"Mr.Blank's reputation as a card shark had preceded him. No one accused him of being dishonest, but on the other hand no one accused him of being honest."
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287 Quotes by Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx has 287 quotes on this site.
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Home is where you hang your head.
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No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
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How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.
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Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like…
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Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?
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Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill.
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Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.
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As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
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Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy…
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I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and…
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I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
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[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the…
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When I died my hair red the first time, I felt as if it was what nature intended. I have…
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It's great that I get accused of not being politically correct. People need to take themselves less seriously. This world…
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A fair trial is one in which the rules of evidence are honored, the accused has competent counsel, and the…
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I've never sexually harassed anyone, and yes, I was falsely accused while I was at the National Restaurant Association.
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I would not ever try to be a show intellectual, which I was accused of doing a while on ABC.…
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Most of the bad taste I've been accused of has been generic bad taste; it's been making fun of an…
— John Cleese
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I don't even pretend we can occupy the Lib Dem holier-than-thou, hands-entirely-clean-and-entirely-empty-type stance. No, we are getting our hands dirty,…
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Money will determine whether the accused goes to prison or walks out of the courtroom a free man.
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A man divorcing would never be accused of choosing career over children.
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Never make a defense or apology before you are accused.
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You can't really describe how difficult it is to deal with. It is any athlete's worst nightmare to be accused…
— Greg Rusedski
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When women act like women, they are accused of being inferior. When women act like human beings, they are accused…
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