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- I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten those brakes, but you'll…
- You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?
- Today's Father Day and we're giving you a tie, it's not much you know, it's just our way of showing you, you're a regular guy.
- We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.
- Don’t ever underestimate the importance of money. I know it’s often been said that money won’t make you happy and this is undeniably true, but…
- Well, that covers a lot of ground. Say, you cover a lot of ground yourself. You better beat it - I hear they're going to…
- Oh, are you from Wales? Do you know a fella named Jonah-He used to live in whales for a while
- I know a member of one of New York's first families (first as you drive up Tenth Avenue)
- Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you…
- One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
- There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook.
- Groucho: You know I think you're the most beautiful woman in the world? Woman: Really? Groucho: No, but I don't mind lying if it gets…
- I'll teach you to kick me...' You don't need to teach me--I already know how!
- She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me.
- I don't know. When I was born there was a nurse taking care of me." "What's the matter? Couldn't the nurse take care of herself?"…
- John you say you met in an elevator. Was the elevator going up at the time, or down? This is very important, for going down…
- Dont ever underestimate the importance of money. I know its often been said that money wont make you happy and this is undeniably true, but…
- Last night I shot an elephant in my pajamas and how he got in my pajamas I'll never know.
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