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Me Quotes by Groucho Marx
- Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
- Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!
- Believe me, you have to get up early if you want to get out of bed.
- Will you marry me? Do you have any money? Answer the second question first.
- If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.
- Mrs. Teasdale congratulates him on his coronation and sovereignty: "The eyes of the world are upon you. Notables from every country are gathered here in…
- A thing that has always baffled me about women is that they will saturate themselves with a pint of perfume, a pound of sachet powder,…
- Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses-On second thought, just let me cover your face
- Sir, are you trying to offer me a bribe? How much
- Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself
- I've known and respected your husband for many years, and what's good enough for him is good enough for me
- I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip
- I hope they bury me near a strait man
- I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing
- I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't…
- I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
- I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
- Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you…
- Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
- If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
- Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
- Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.
- Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
- Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?
- Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and…
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- Boxing gave me the opportunities to grow into the person that I am today. — Alexis Arguello
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- From heresy, frenzy and jealousy, good Lord deliver me. — Ludovico Ariosto
- Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever. — Aristophanes
- My best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. — Aristotle
- Plato is dear to me, but dearer still is truth. — Aristotle
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