"Sir, are you trying to offer me a…" — Groucho Marx
"Sir, are you trying to offer me a bribe? How much"
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287 Quotes by Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx has 287 quotes on this site.
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Home is where you hang your head.
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No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
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How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.
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Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like…
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Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?
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Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill.
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Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.
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As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
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Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy…
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I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and…
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I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
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[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the…
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More Bribe Quotes
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one of 99 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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A spy, like a writer, lives outside the mainstream population. He steals his experience through bribes and reconstructs it.
— John le Carre
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When the severity of the law is to be softened, let pity, not bribes, be the motive.
— Miguel de Cervantes
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Never underestimate the effectiveness of a straight cash bribe.
— Claud Cockburn
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It is essential to seek out enemy agents who have come to conduct espionage against you and to bribe them…
— Sun Tzu
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Lobbying' is the activity of attempting to influence legislation by privately influencing the legislators. It is the result and creation…
— Ayn Rand
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Successful ... politicians are insecure and intimidated men. They advance politically only as they placate, appease, bribe, seduce, bamboozle or…
— Walter Lippmann
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No client ever had money enough to bribe my conscience or to stop its utterance against wrong, and oppression. My…
— Abraham Lincoln
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For that, one has to drop all the masks, one has to risk many things, particularly respectability. That is a…
— Rajneesh
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For awareness you need not go to the Himalayas; you need not go anywhere. Your life gives you enough opportunities…
— Rajneesh
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The enemy's spies who have come to spy on us must be sought out, tempted with bribes, led away and…
— Sun Tzu
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Marriage is a bribe to make a housekeeper think she's a householder.
— Thornton Wilder
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Reason, on the contrary, assures us, that as in so great a number, a fit representative would be most likely…
— James Madison
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