"Marry me and I'll never look at another…" — Groucho Marx
"Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!"
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287 Quotes by Groucho Marx
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- Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?
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- As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
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- I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
- [Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the…
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