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- Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?
- I'm going to Iowa for an award. Then I'm appearing at Carnegie Hall, it's sold out. Then I'm sailing to France to be honored by…
- Believe me, you have to get up early if you want to get out of bed.
- If they'd lower the taxes and get rid of the smog and clean up the traffic mess, I really believe I'd settle here until the…
- Middle age is when you go to bed at night and hope you feel better in the morning. Old age is when you go to…
- Well, that covers a lot of ground. Say, you cover a lot of ground yourself. You better beat it - I hear they're going to…
- I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down
- I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up
- In France, for example, it is not unusual for a husband to have a wife and a mistress. However, if in addition to these two…
- I know a member of one of New York's first families (first as you drive up Tenth Avenue)
- I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
- From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.
- I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
- Room service? Send up a larger room.
- John you say you met in an elevator. Was the elevator going up at the time, or down? This is very important, for going down…
- I could dance with you till the cows come home. Better still, I'll dance with the cows and you come home." Groucho Marx was never…
- Life lives, life dies. Life laughs, life cries. Life gives up and life tries. But life looks different through everyone's eyes.
- From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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