"I'm going to Iowa for an award. Then……" — Groucho Marx

I'm going to Iowa for an award. Then I'm appearing at Carnegie… - Groucho Marx
"I'm going to Iowa for an award. Then I'm appearing at Carnegie Hall, it's sold out. Then I'm sailing to France to be honored by the French government - I'd give it all up for one erection."

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