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- Tell the cook of this restaurant with my compliments that these are the very worst sandwiches in the whole world, and that, when I ask…
- The youth of America is their oldest tradition. It has been going on now for three hundred years.
- Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a fat missionary.
- Really, if the lower orders don't set a good example, what on earth is the use of them?
- Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to be perfectly deaf.
- However, it is always nice to be expected, and not to arrive.
- I never play cricket. It requires one to assume such indecent postures.
- I don't recognize you - I've changed a lot.
- The English have a miraculous power of turning wine into water.
- Women represent the triumph of matter over mind, just as men represent the triumph of mind over morals.
- America is one long expectoration.
- There is always something ridiculous about the emotions of people whom one has ceased to love.
- A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- All art is quite useless.
- Arguments are extremely vulgar, for everyone in good society holds exactly the same opinion.
- Arguments are to be avoided: they are always vulgar and often convincing.
- Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
- How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human…
- Women are made to be loved, not understood.
- Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.
- One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
- A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.
- I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything.
- America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.
- By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, journalism keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
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