"I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but……" — Groucho Marx

"I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."

— Groucho Marx

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287 Quotes by Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx has 287 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Home is where you hang your head.
No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.
Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like…
Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?
Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill.
Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.
As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy…
I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and…
I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the…

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More Cute Quotes

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I keep my friends as misers do their treasure, because, of all the things granted us by wisdom, none is… — Pietro Aretino
These big-package releases. There should be a cute name for them. — Julian Assange
Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized. — Margaret Atwood
Indeed, man wishes to be happy even when he so lives as to make happiness impossible. — Saint Augustine
True love stories never have endings. — Richard Bach
You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true. You may have… — Richard Bach
Before Footloose, the things I'd done weren't cute. In Diner I was an alcoholic. — Kevin Bacon
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. — Pearl Bailey
Love is a game in which one always cheats. — Honore de Balzac
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. — Dave Barry
If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute… — Dave Barry
I found myself compelled - like this weird, shameful compulsion - to draw cute animals. — Lynda Barry

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