"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this…" — Groucho Marx
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
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287 Quotes by Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx has 287 quotes on this site.
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Home is where you hang your head.
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No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
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How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.
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Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like…
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Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?
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Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill.
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Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.
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As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
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Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy…
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I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and…
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I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
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[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the…
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More Evening Quotes
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In the morning we received some very thin coffee. For lunch we had potato soup with a few pieces of…
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These flowers, which were splendid and sprightly, waking in the dawn of the morning, in the evening will be a…
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Close your eyes and place your finger on a map. Wherever it lands, that's the theme of the evening. So…
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The man who says his evening prayer is a captain posting his sentinels. He can sleep.
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Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night.
— William Blake
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We are talking now of summer evenings in Knoxville, Tennessee, in the time that I lived there so successfully disguised…
— James Agee
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Sydney in the 1960s wasn't the exuberant multicultural metropolis it is today. Out in the city's western reaches, days passed…
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Make no mistake, most women are well aware that they've never had it so good; when they enter a spa…
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Be thou the rainbow in the storms of life. The evening beam that smiles the clouds away, and tints tomorrow…
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To go to the synagogue with one's father on the Passover eve - is there in the world a greater…
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I like the evening in India, the one magic moment when the sun balances on the rim of the world,…
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The sun was like a great visiting presence that stimulated and took its due from all animal energy. When it…
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