Sarcastic Quotes
- Modesty is the artifice of actors, similar to passion in call girls. — Jackie Gleason
- What is art? Prostitution. — Charles Baudelaire
- Debating against him is no fun, say something insulting and he looks at you like a whipped dog. — Harold Wilson
- Failure has gone to his head. — Wilson Mizner
- God was bored by him. — Victor Hugo
- He could never see a belt without hitting below it. — Margot Asquith
- He has sat on the fence so long that the iron has entered his soul. — David Lloyd George
- He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him. — Herbert Beerbohm Tree
- He is so mean, he won't let his little baby have more than one measle at a time. — Eugene Field
- He is the same old sausage, fizzing and sputtering in his own grease. — Henry James
- He makes a July's day short as December. — William Shakespeare
- He must have killed a lot of men to have made so much money. — Moliere
- He never bore a grudge against anyone he wronged. — Simone Signoret
- He was a solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity. — Mark Twain
- He was one of those men who possess almost every gift, except the gift of the power to use them. — Charles Kingsley
- He was so crooked, you could have used his spine for a safety-pin. — Dorothy L. Sayers
- He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. — Molly Ivins
- He was so narrow minded that if he fell on a pin it would blind him in both eyes. — Fred Allen
- If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you. — Billy Wilder
- I'm stingy and I'm proud of the reputation. — Ingvar Kamprad