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Sarcastic Quotes by Nicole Hill
- If I can't kiss my own ass what makes you think I'm going to kiss yours?
- All I can say is, forgive me for I know exactly what I do.
- My give a fuck button totally failed to commence operation this morning..so, until further notice I'm activating my 'go-on-now' button. Act accordingly!
- Silly duck bitches, why don't you try sticking your boobs out instead of your lips...at least your boobs don't look as stupid as your face
- I don't try to be a sarcastic bitch all the time; I'm just naturally talented like that I guess. *shrugs shoulders and smiles*
- The more and more I'm around people the more and more I realize my sarcastic no patience having ass does not need to be working…
- I like when I ask a person to please have a seat and they point to the only other chair in the room and ask,…
- Oh I see you shine bright like a diamond huh? Well that's cool. I think I'll pass on my value and worth being determined or…
More Sarcastic Quotes
- The gods too are fond of a joke. — Aristotle
- Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right. — Isaac Asimov
- You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest. — Rowan Atkinson
- The clear problem of the outlawing of insult is that too many things can be interpreted as such. Criticism, ridicule, sarcasm, merely… — Rowan Atkinson
- People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure. — Russell Baker
- Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock. — John Barrymore
- You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony. — John Barrymore
- What I claim is to live to the full the contradiction of my time, which may well make sarcasm the condition of… — Roland Barthes
- There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world. — Jean Baudrillard
- Do unto yourself as your neighbors do unto themselves and look pleasant. — George Ade
- Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry. — George Ade
- I'm very used to playing the tomboy or the sarcastic cynic. That's my go-to. Playing the vulnerable of a real girl that's… — Kristen Bell