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Sarcastic Quotes by Fred Allen
- I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
- What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.
- Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
- He was so narrow minded that if he fell on a pin it would blind him in both eyes.
- He's so small, he's a waste of skin.
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