"Hanging is too good for a man who……" — Fred Allen
"Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted."
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Fred Allen
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93 Quotes by Fred Allen
Fred Allen has 93 quotes on this site.
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My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense.
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An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt.
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It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners…
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Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only…
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
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California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
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The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.
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I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition…
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The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.
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An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.
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What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.
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A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary.
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More Drawn Quotes
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one of 1,133 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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I have always drawn strength from being close to home.
— Arthur Ashe
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Bad company is like a nail driven into a post, which, after the first and second blow, may be drawn…
— Saint Augustine
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In mathematics we have long since drawn the rein, and given over a hopeless race.
— Charles Babbage
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Those from whose pocket the salary is drawn, and by whose appointment the officer was made, have always a right…
— Charles Babbage
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Every person, all the events of your life are there because you have drawn them there. What you choose to…
— Richard Bach
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We cannot say that if a child is badly nourished he will become a criminal. We must see what conclusion…
— Alfred Adler
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I'm drawn to filmmaking that can transport me. Film can immerse you, put you there.
— Kathryn Bigelow
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I'm drawn to provocative characters that find themselves in extreme situations. And I think I'm drawn to that consistently.
— Kathryn Bigelow
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I think I'm drawn to characters with complexity or who are under duress in some way and have some conflict…
— Emily Blunt
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I'm drawn to the path of least resistance.
— Jeff Bridges
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While I love to read contemporary fiction, I'm not drawn to writing it. Perhaps it's because the former journalist in…
— Geraldine Brooks
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Girls blush, sometimes, because they are alive, half wishing they were dead to save the shame. The sudden blush devours…
— Elizabeth Barrett Browning
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