Puns Quotes

35 quotes by 33 authors

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. — Fred Allen
Coincidences are spiritual puns. — Gilbert K. Chesterton
Fozzie Bear has so many bear puns in this script - like, 'Trac is grizzly!' 'This is unbearable!' It's the greatest. — Jason Segel
Zeus Is Dead is full of laugh-out-loud moments, lashings of sly wit, moan-worthy puns, and a complex, fast-paced storyline. There aren't very many humorous fantasy… — Jody Lynn Nye
Puns are the droppings of soaring wits. — Victor Hugo
I grew up in an environment of jokes and sarcasm and puns. I talk that way, so I write that way. — Allan Sloan
Puns are a form of humor with words. — Guillermo Cabrera Infante
Wit and puns aren't just decor in the mind; they're essential signs that the mind knows it's on, recognizes its own software, can spot the… — Adam Gopnik
I hate puns. And, I'm tired of pardoning them. — Mark Lowry
Graphic design is a visual language uniting harmony and balance, color and light, scale and tension, form and content. But it is also an idiomatic… — Jessica Helfand
Imagine (if you dare) a whimsical marriage of Lord Dunsany and S.J. Perelman, and you have something approaching the tales of Rhys Hughes, filled with… — T. E. D. Klein
Coincidence may be described as the chance encounter of two unrelated causal chains which-miraculously, it seems-merge into a significant event. It provides the neatest paradigm… — Arthur Koestler
The moment I accept that there's an artistic, redeeming quality in puns, I have a horrible feeling I'll get hooked. — John Oliver
Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns — Groucho Marx
My puns are not trivial. They are quadrivial — James Joyce
Puns are little "plays on words" that a certain breed of person loves to spring on you and then look at you in a certain… — Dave Barry
The Sopranos' is filled with really retrograde humor. Bathroom humor, falls, stupid puns, bad jokes - infantile, adolescent stuff, but it makes me laugh. — David Chase
I'd like my super power to be puns; I'd like to be great at puns: pun power. Then I could go on loads of panel… — Chris O'Dowd
I'm shameless, and I love a pun. There's a lot of Beth puns. — Beth Ditto
An exquisite invention this, Worthy of Love's most honeyed kiss,-- This art of writing billet-doux-- In buds, and odors, and bright hues! In saying all… — Leigh Hunt

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