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Terry Pratchett has 1,151 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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You can't kill me, I've got a magic... AAAARGH !
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There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides.
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Our garden was debated territory between five local cats, and we'd heard that the best way to keep other cats out of…
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Cats don't hunt seals. They would if they knew what they were and where to find them. But they don't, so that's…
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It's an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives with the same name they started with.…
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Next comes the realist phase ("After all, from a purely geometrical point of view a cat is only a tube with a…
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Everyone's heard of Erwin Schrodinger's famous thought experiment. You put a cat in a box with a bottle of poison, which many…
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Consider the situation. There you are, forehead like a set of balconies, worrying about the long-term effects of all this new 'fire'…
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At least I know I'm bewildered about the really fundamental and important facts of the universe.
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Most species do their own evolving, making it up as they go along, which is the way Nature intended.
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A Thaum is the basic unit of magical strength. It has been universally established as the amount of magic needed to create…
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Things have no power that humans don't put there.
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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
— Fred Allen
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Coincidences are spiritual puns.
— Gilbert K. Chesterton
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Fozzie Bear has so many bear puns in this script - like, 'Trac is grizzly!' 'This is unbearable!' It's the greatest.
— Jason Segel
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Zeus Is Dead is full of laugh-out-loud moments, lashings of sly wit, moan-worthy puns, and a complex, fast-paced storyline. There aren't very…
— Jody Lynn Nye
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Puns are the droppings of soaring wits.
— Victor Hugo
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I grew up in an environment of jokes and sarcasm and puns. I talk that way, so I write that way.
— Allan Sloan
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Puns are a form of humor with words.
— Guillermo Cabrera Infante
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Wit and puns aren't just decor in the mind; they're essential signs that the mind knows it's on, recognizes its own software,…
— Adam Gopnik
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I hate puns. And, I'm tired of pardoning them.
— Mark Lowry
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Graphic design is a visual language uniting harmony and balance, color and light, scale and tension, form and content. But it is…
— Jessica Helfand
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Imagine (if you dare) a whimsical marriage of Lord Dunsany and S.J. Perelman, and you have something approaching the tales of Rhys…
— T. E. D. Klein
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Coincidence may be described as the chance encounter of two unrelated causal chains which-miraculously, it seems-merge into a significant event. It provides…
— Arthur Koestler
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