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- I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there.
- Success is like dealing with your kid or teaching your wife to drive. Sooner or later you'll end up in the police station.
- I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap.
- He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone.
- Father Time is the make-up man responsible for the physical changes that determine the parts the average actor is to play.
- Vaudeville could not vouch for the honesty, the integrity, or the mentality of the individuals who collectively made up the horde the medium embraced. All…
- The American arrives in Paris with a few French phrases he has culled from a conversational guide or picked up from a friend who owns…
- I have just returned from Boston. It is the only sane thing to do if you find yourself up there.
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