"He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and……" — Fred Allen
"He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone."
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93 Quotes by Fred Allen
Fred Allen has 93 quotes on this site.
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My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense.
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An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt.
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It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners…
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Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only…
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
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California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
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The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.
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I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition…
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The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.
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An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.
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What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.
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A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary.
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I knew from the age of 16 that I wanted to be a writer because I just didn't think I…
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Like all young reporters - brilliant or hopelessly incompetent - I dreamed of the glamorous life of the foreign correspondent:…
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As a kid, I dreamed about being onstage.
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I'm on my way to a place where I'd never dreamed I'd be, and that's perfection.
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I have dreamed in my life, dreams that have stayed with me ever after, and changed my ideas; they have…
— Emily Bronte
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One who never turned his back but marched breast forward, never doubted clouds would break, Never dreamed, though right were…
— Robert Browning
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To have your first No. 1 as an artist was everything I could have ever dreamed for. Now we're keeping…
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I still consider it a summer job, though. So, I try to maintain that summer job as long as I…
— Jimmy Buffett
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As a precocious teen I dreamed of being Graham Greene. Well, as it turned out, I never wrote a great…
— Julie Burchill
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I just always dreamed of racing cars, but I didn't think I could do it as a living.
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Most of us have far more courage than we ever dreamed we possessed.
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I understood that my family was rich in love but would probably never own the land my father, John, dreamed…
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