Mattresses Quotes

59 quotes by 54 authors

Self-pity in its early stage is as snug as a feather mattress. Only when it hardens does it become uncomfortable. — Maya Angelou
I'm not the poorest president. The poorest is the one who needs a lot to live. My lifestyle is a consequence of my wounds. I'm… — Jose Mujica
Mattresses! Beautiful! Let's go buy a couple of mattresses. Give 'em to people for their birthday. — Lawrence Tierney
Consider the many special delights a lawn affords: soft mattress for a creeping baby; worm hatchery for a robin; croquet or badminton court; baseball diamond;… — Katharine Sergeant Angell White
Fog and smog should not be confused and are easily separated by color. Fog is about the color of the insides of an old split… — Chuck Jones
In the long run, a portfolio of well chosen stocks and/or equity mutual funds will always outperform a portfolio of bonds or a money-market account.… — Peter Lynch
Everybody knows how much time Fang spends in bed. A local store that gives a 30 days' trial on mattresses gives Fang only 15 days. — Phyllis Diller
He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone. — Fred Allen
If our financial industry regarded security the way the health-care sector does, I would stuff my cash in a mattress under my bed. — Avi Rubin
Let books be your dining table, / And you shall be full of delights. / Let them be your mattress,/And you shall sleep restful nights — Ephrem the Syrian
One time Robert Plant was set to check into the same room after I checked out, so I removed every light bulb and ordered up… — Richard Marx
Two conditions that warrant someone's unconditional devotion: 1. Save their life 2. Help them move a pillow top mattress — Tim Hawkins
During the first few minutes in lift-off, the astronauts were strictly controlled and were powerfully buffeted by the forces of nature struggling to keep them… — Stephen Covey
But say you've inflated your soul to the size of a beach ball and it's soaking into the Mystery like wine into a mattress. What… — Tom Robbins
Those who have never suffered the iniquities of exile cannot possibly understand the significance, the gravitas, of a mattress. — Ariel Dorfman
I must be like the princess who felt the pea through seven mattresses; each book is a pea. — C S Forester
She's not a saint, and she's not what you think She's an actress, whoa She's better known for the things that she does on the… — Taylor Swift
Well, I'd had the Fat Mattress earlier as a writing outlet for songs and that. — Noel Redding
New York is a place where the rich walk, the poor drive Cadillacs, and beggars die of malnutrition with thousands of dollars hidden in their… — Duke Ellington
Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress. — Jim Backus

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