Mattresses Quotes
59 quotes by 54 authors
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Self-pity in its early stage is as snug as a feather mattress. Only when it hardens does it become uncomfortable.
— Maya Angelou
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I'm not the poorest president. The poorest is the one who needs a lot to live. My lifestyle is a consequence of my wounds. I'm…
— Jose Mujica
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Mattresses! Beautiful! Let's go buy a couple of mattresses. Give 'em to people for their birthday.
— Lawrence Tierney
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Consider the many special delights a lawn affords: soft mattress for a creeping baby; worm hatchery for a robin; croquet or badminton court; baseball diamond;…
— Katharine Sergeant Angell White
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Fog and smog should not be confused and are easily separated by color. Fog is about the color of the insides of an old split…
— Chuck Jones
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In the long run, a portfolio of well chosen stocks and/or equity mutual funds will always outperform a portfolio of bonds or a money-market account.…
— Peter Lynch
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Everybody knows how much time Fang spends in bed. A local store that gives a 30 days' trial on mattresses gives Fang only 15 days.
— Phyllis Diller
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He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone.
— Fred Allen
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If our financial industry regarded security the way the health-care sector does, I would stuff my cash in a mattress under my bed.
— Avi Rubin
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Let books be your dining table, / And you shall be full of delights. / Let them be your mattress,/And you shall sleep restful nights
— Ephrem the Syrian
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One time Robert Plant was set to check into the same room after I checked out, so I removed every light bulb and ordered up…
— Richard Marx
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Two conditions that warrant someone's unconditional devotion: 1. Save their life 2. Help them move a pillow top mattress
— Tim Hawkins
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During the first few minutes in lift-off, the astronauts were strictly controlled and were powerfully buffeted by the forces of nature struggling to keep them…
— Stephen Covey
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But say you've inflated your soul to the size of a beach ball and it's soaking into the Mystery like wine into a mattress. What…
— Tom Robbins
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Those who have never suffered the iniquities of exile cannot possibly understand the significance, the gravitas, of a mattress.
— Ariel Dorfman
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I must be like the princess who felt the pea through seven mattresses; each book is a pea.
— C S Forester
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She's not a saint, and she's not what you think She's an actress, whoa She's better known for the things that she does on the…
— Taylor Swift
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Well, I'd had the Fat Mattress earlier as a writing outlet for songs and that.
— Noel Redding
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New York is a place where the rich walk, the poor drive Cadillacs, and beggars die of malnutrition with thousands of dollars hidden in their…
— Duke Ellington
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Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
— Jim Backus
Who Wrote These Mattresses Quotes
54 authors contributed a total of 59 Mattresses Quotes, led by these top contributors: