Mattress Quotes

66 quotes by 61 authors

Self-pity in its early stage is as snug as a feather mattress. Only when it hardens does it become uncomfortable. — Maya Angelou
I'm not the poorest president. The poorest is the one who needs a lot to live. My lifestyle is a consequence of my wounds. I'm… — Jose Mujica
Consider the many special delights a lawn affords: soft mattress for a creeping baby; worm hatchery for a robin; croquet or badminton court; baseball diamond;… — Katharine Sergeant Angell White
Fog and smog should not be confused and are easily separated by color. Fog is about the color of the insides of an old split… — Chuck Jones
In the long run, a portfolio of well chosen stocks and/or equity mutual funds will always outperform a portfolio of bonds or a money-market account.… — Peter Lynch
He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone. — Fred Allen
If our financial industry regarded security the way the health-care sector does, I would stuff my cash in a mattress under my bed. — Avi Rubin
Let books be your dining table, / And you shall be full of delights. / Let them be your mattress,/And you shall sleep restful nights — Ephrem the Syrian
One time Robert Plant was set to check into the same room after I checked out, so I removed every light bulb and ordered up… — Richard Marx
Two conditions that warrant someone's unconditional devotion: 1. Save their life 2. Help them move a pillow top mattress — Tim Hawkins
During the first few minutes in lift-off, the astronauts were strictly controlled and were powerfully buffeted by the forces of nature struggling to keep them… — Stephen Covey
But say you've inflated your soul to the size of a beach ball and it's soaking into the Mystery like wine into a mattress. What… — Tom Robbins
Those who have never suffered the iniquities of exile cannot possibly understand the significance, the gravitas, of a mattress. — Ariel Dorfman
She's not a saint, and she's not what you think She's an actress, whoa She's better known for the things that she does on the… — Taylor Swift
Well, I'd had the Fat Mattress earlier as a writing outlet for songs and that. — Noel Redding
Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress. — Jim Backus
I miss my mattress when I am gone; It's one thing I've made an impression on. — Richard Armour
I always put clothes and family photos under the mattress, in case the house burns down. — Kim Kardashian
I don't need anything to live, to be honest. Give me a mattress or a futon on the floor and I'll be the happiest camper. — Ricky Martin
From 1971 onwards, the Memorial Day holiday was officially observed on the last Monday in May and became the unofficial start of the summer, with… — Allen West

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