"I don't have to look up my family……" — Fred Allen

"I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap."

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93 Quotes by Fred Allen

Fred Allen has 93 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense.
An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt.
It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners…
Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only…
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition…
The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.
An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.
What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.
A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary.

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More Family Quotes

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Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. — Aristotle
He who hath many friends hath none. — Aristotle
Misfortune shows those who are not really friends. — Aristotle
Friendship is essentially a partnership. — Aristotle
A real man loves his wife, and places his family as the most important thing in life. Nothing has brought… — Frank Abagnale
In every song I write, whether it's a love song or a political song or a song about family, the… — Billie Joe Armstrong
I grew up in a working-class family, so I guess you could say I write from what I know. — Andrea Arnold
This airline is grateful for his extensive contributions and we will miss his friendship and support. We extend our deepest… — Gerard Arpey
I grew up playing music and enjoying good food, friends and family in my own backyard. — Rodney Atkins
Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized. — Margaret Atwood
If I can procure three hundred good substantial names of persons, or bodies, or institutions, I cannot fail to do… — John James Audubon
How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it. — Marcus Aurelius

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