"I looked up my family tree and found…" — Rodney Dangerfield

More Dysfunctional Family Quotes

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• I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible? and I wish to thank my children for making… — Victor Borge
• I am an only child. I have one sister. — Woody Allen
• Accidents will occur in the best regulated families. — Charles Dickens
• Like all the best families, we have our share of eccentricities, of impetuous and wayward youngsters and of family disagreements. — Queen Elizabeth II
• It is a family; it's a slightly dysfunctional family, but it's also very close and warm and loving family. — Anna Wintour
• People talk about dysfunctional families; I've never seen any other kind. — Sue Grafton
• People who come from dysfunctional families are not destined for a dysfunctional life — Unknown Author
• I came from an extraordinarily dysfunctional family, full of abuse and alcoholism. And eventually everyone within the family had committed… — Story Musgrave
• Having a holiday weekend without a family member felt like putting on a sweater that had an extra arm. — Pamela Ribon
• On his contract negotiations with the Devils: It's beyond money at this point. They're not even treating him as a… — Unknown Author
• I come from a dysfunctional family, so my views of parents and parenting used to be highly mixed. — Tamora Pierce
• It's as simple as you can explain all of 'Dallas.' We're a dysfunctional family forced to stay together. — Patrick Duffy

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