"Everyone has a family tree; the Dawsons have……" — Les Dawson
"Everyone has a family tree; the Dawsons have one, it's a weeping willow."
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46 Quotes by Les Dawson
Les Dawson has 46 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
- Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finishes up.
- I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me a kite.
- Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of…
- The wife's Mother said, ‘When you're dead, I'll dance in your grave.’ I said: ‘Good, I'm being buried at sea’.
- I took the wife's family out for tea biscuits. They weren't too happy about having to give blood though.
- He had ambitions, at one time, to become a sex maniac, but he failed his practical.
- My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects.
- My mother-in-law had to stop skipping for exercise. It registered seven on the Richter scale.
- I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps.
- I knew I'd chosen the wrong airline when I noticed the sick bag had the Lord's Prayer on it.
- I know my name will always be linked with women.
- I need to give affection and love, because without that, I wither. I need to give that love to someone.…
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