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Sarcastic Quotes by Toni Watson
- Ooooh, They Just Called You Short..!!! Aw Hell Naw, Lift Me Up..!!!
- Say That Again, Bitch, And I'll Make Sure Your Next Period Comes Out Your Mouth
- Definition Of A Human Being: A Creature That Chops Down Trees, Makes It Into Paper, And Writes, SAVE TREES On That Same Paper...
- Definition Of A Celebrity: A person whowho works hard all their life to be successful and to be known, and then wears dark glasses to…
- Don't talk to me, when I'm talking to myself
- Americans will put up with anything, provided that It doesn't block traffic
- You crush the Caterpillars, but then complain when there's no Butterflys...
- I need a Boyfriend. No...You WANT a Boyfriend. You NEED some water, because you sound THIRSTY
More Sarcastic Quotes
- The gods too are fond of a joke. — Aristotle
- Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right. — Isaac Asimov
- You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest. — Rowan Atkinson
- The clear problem of the outlawing of insult is that too many things can be interpreted as such. Criticism, ridicule, sarcasm, merely… — Rowan Atkinson
- People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure. — Russell Baker
- Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock. — John Barrymore
- You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony. — John Barrymore
- What I claim is to live to the full the contradiction of my time, which may well make sarcasm the condition of… — Roland Barthes
- There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world. — Jean Baudrillard
- Do unto yourself as your neighbors do unto themselves and look pleasant. — George Ade
- Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry. — George Ade
- I'm very used to playing the tomboy or the sarcastic cynic. That's my go-to. Playing the vulnerable of a real girl that's… — Kristen Bell