Toni Watson Quotes

25 quotes in 290 categories

• Ooooh, They Just Called You Short..!!! Aw Hell Naw, Lift Me Up..!!!
• Say That Again, Bitch, And I'll Make Sure Your Next Period Comes Out Your Mouth
• EX Means: Thanks for the EXperience. Our time has EXpired, though. Now EXit my life.
• That awkward moment when your staring at a car thats passing by, and you notice that everyone in the car is staring back at you
• Definition Of A Human Being: A Creature That Chops Down Trees, Makes It Into Paper, And Writes, SAVE TREES On That Same Paper...
• That FML moment when your parent(s) uses your phone, and you hope that they don't come across something you'd rather them not see
• I wonder what goes through your head when you hear my name...
• Dear Facebook, Pretty Soon, They'll All Abandon You, Too. Sincerely, MySpace
• Definition Of A Celebrity: A person whowho works hard all their life to be successful and to be known, and then wears dark glasses to…
• Don't talk to me, when I'm talking to myself
• Americans will put up with anything, provided that It doesn't block traffic
• I can either be your Best Friends, or your Worst Enemy
• You crush the Caterpillars, but then complain when there's no Butterflys...
• Don't always take life so seriously, nobody ever gets out Alive, anyways...
• I haven't failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that don't work...
• A careful driver is one who honks their horn when going through a red light
• Copy from one, It's plagerism. Copy from two, It's research
• If you hear an Onion Ring, answer it
• When faced with a difficult task, Hand it over to a Lazy Person. They'll fighure out an easier way
• Boys are like roses. Watch out for the thorns...

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