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Funny Quotes by Toni Watson
- Ooooh, They Just Called You Short..!!! Aw Hell Naw, Lift Me Up..!!!
- Dear Facebook, Pretty Soon, They'll All Abandon You, Too. Sincerely, MySpace
- I haven't failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that don't work...
- A careful driver is one who honks their horn when going through a red light
- If you hear an Onion Ring, answer it
- If God dwells inside of us like people say, I sure hope he's in themodd for Enchiladas, because that's what he's getting
More Funny Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin