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Sarcastic Quotes by Victor Borge
- I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.
- The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
- He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
- I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible? and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.
- When an opera star sings her head off? she usually improves her appearance.
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