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Sarcastic Quotes by John Cleese
- You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.
- I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
- The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip.
- When we hold a World Championship for a particular sport, we invite teams from other countries to play as well.
- years ago we would have been burned for this. Now what I am suggesting is that we've advanced.
- Manuel will show you to your rooms - if you're lucky.
- A satisfied customer. We should have him stuffed.
- Oh, I could spend my life having this conversation - look - please try to understand before one of us dies
More Sarcastic Quotes
- The gods too are fond of a joke. — Aristotle
- Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right. — Isaac Asimov
- The clear problem of the outlawing of insult is that too many things can be interpreted as such. Criticism, ridicule, sarcasm, merely… — Rowan Atkinson
- People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure. — Russell Baker
- What I claim is to live to the full the contradiction of my time, which may well make sarcasm the condition of… — Roland Barthes
- Consult: To seek approval for a course of action already decided upon. — Ambrose Bierce
- Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue. — Ambrose Bierce
- What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean? A good start.. — Danny DeVito