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Me Quotes by John Cleese
- For me, the great problem growing up in England was that I had a very narrow concept of what God can be, and it was…
- I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
- Don't let anyone tell you what you ought to like... Some wines that some experts think are absolutely exquisite don't appeal to me at all.
- If I can get you to laugh with me, you like me better, which makes you more open to my ideas. And if I can…
- It seems astounding to me now that the video games are perhaps as important as the movie themselves. And people will spend 2 or 3…
- My compulsion to always be working has become less strong and my current business is purely down to this enormous alimony. If I wasn't doing…
- If I can get you to laugh with me, you like me better, which makes you open to my ideas
- Basil Fawlty was an easy character for me. For some reason, portraying a mean uptight incompetent bully comes naturally to me.
- Technology frightens me to death. It's designed by engineers to impress other engineers. And they always come with instruction booklets that are written by engineers…
- The one thing I remember about Christmas was that my father used to take me out in a boat about ten miles offshore on Christmas…
- Come to me. I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas.
- Who's ever going to write a film in which I get the girl? Me!
More Me Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore… — Pietro Aretino
- Flattery and deceit are the darlings of great men, and so with these men spread the butter on thick, if you want… — Pietro Aretino
- Having been a child actor, I remember how directors would trick me to get good performances out of me. I don't think… — Asia Argento
- Boxing gave me the opportunities to grow into the person that I am today. — Alexis Arguello
- I try to push ideas away, and the ones that will not leave me alone are the ones that ultimately end up… — J. J. Abrams
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- From heresy, frenzy and jealousy, good Lord deliver me. — Ludovico Ariosto