"Come to me. I want to plow you……" — John Cleese
"Come to me. I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas."
More Calgary Quotes
- Calgary wins for my coldest New Year's Eve gig. That's when I learned Fahrenheit and Celsius cross at 40 below.… — Elayne Boosler
- This is my maiden voyage. My first speech since I was the president of the United States and I couldn't… — George W. Bush
- They said they wanted a lot of feathers, glitter, colourful colours. A costume. So I had a lady here in… — Owen Hart
- My first two years in the CFL, all I thought of was getting back to the NFL - it was… — Doug Flutie
- Bishop Frederick Henry of Calgary is facing at least two official objections to his public statements along with expensive hearings… — Stockwell Day
- I would like to especially acknowledge my home community of Calgary, and the people of central Alberta who made my… — Amanda Lindhout
- I miss L.A. because of the weather. It can change so much in Calgary. You can get a storm one… — Dominique McElligott
- Waking up early for breakfast television = dangerous. Who knows what new words I'll invent when I am this sleepy.… — Carly Rae Jepsen