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Sarcastic Quotes by Steven Wright
- I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
- Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
- A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
- I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
- Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
- 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
More Sarcastic Quotes
- The gods too are fond of a joke. — Aristotle
- Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right. — Isaac Asimov
- The clear problem of the outlawing of insult is that too many things can be interpreted as such. Criticism, ridicule, sarcasm, merely… — Rowan Atkinson
- People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure. — Russell Baker
- What I claim is to live to the full the contradiction of my time, which may well make sarcasm the condition of… — Roland Barthes
- Consult: To seek approval for a course of action already decided upon. — Ambrose Bierce
- Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue. — Ambrose Bierce
- What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean? A good start.. — Danny DeVito