"If you can't join them, beat them." — Mort Sahl

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• One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork. — Edward Abbey
• I was always a good student. I wasn't the A-plus student, but I studied really hard, and I probably had… — Tyra Banks
• Every time I wake up, I see myself like somebody beat me up. — Javier Bardem
• If somebody hits you with an object you should beat the hell out of them. — Charles Barkley
• Unlike curing cancer or heart disease, we already know how to beat hunger: food. — Mario Batali
• The drums of Africa still beat in my heart. They will not let me rest while there is a single… — Mary McLeod Bethune
• One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat him at politeness. — Josh Billings
• As an actress we don't beat one another. It's whoever's right for the part. — Juliette Binoche
• I wasn't real quick, and I wasn't real strong. Some guys will just take off and it's like, whoa. So… — Larry Bird
• I never do any album to beat it. I do it to extend it. — Mary J. Blige
• Never mind what others do; do better than yourself, beat your own record from day to day, and you are… — William J. H. Boetcker
• If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none. — Mel Brooks

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