Mort Sahl Quotes
- The bravest thing that men do is love women.
- We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children? Well, she and I were.
- That feeling of hopelessness only serves your masters.
- This matter of two sides to every question is bad logic and bad practice: sometimes there are no sides; sometimes there are a hundred.
- We all know that America is the worst country in the world, except for all the others.
- I don't think fascism is dying for.
- You haven't lived until you've died in California
- A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.
- If someone were to ask me for a short cut to sensuality, I would suggest he go shopping for a used 427 Shelby-Cobra. But it…
- The distance between taking social action and having the knowledge is as wide as the mouth of the Mississippi.
- People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.
- We claim we believe in compassion, which is an abstract, and when it's personified we discredit the man
- I found people looked better when they laughed
- You know what I want you to do? I want you to blow out the candle and curse the darkness.
- A Yuppie is someone who believes it's courageous to eat in a restaurant that hasn't been reviewed yet.
- I've arranged with my executor to be buried in Chicago. Because when I die, I want to still remain active politically.
- There were four million people in the American Colonies and we had Jefferson and Franklin. Now we have over 200 million and the two top…
- A political satirist's job is to draw blood. I'm not so much interested in politics as I am in overthrowing the government.
- If you can't join them, beat them.
- If you maintain a consistent political position long enough, you'll eventually be accused of treason.