All Mort Sahl Quotes
- I used to go out with actresses and other female impersonators. Acting
- My life needs editing. Editing
- Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen. Conservative
- Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference. Apology
- Professional comedians, surprisingly, have a lack of humor. They're insensitive to the insanity of our times. Comedian
- Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost. Carter
- When people write comedy from neutrality, it just gets kind of silly. Comedy
- I used to go to two movies every week for the Saturday matinee when I was a kid. Every Week