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Talkers have always ruled. They will continue to rule. The smart thing is to join them. — Bruce Barton
Only a fool does not fear actors, but you can't beat them, and if you can't beat them, join them, as they say. As I've… — Lars von Trier
All of the elements of the comic way tend to spread to others, insinuating joy where it was previously absent. Conversation has a way of… — Joseph Rusling Meeker
It is not a demonstration of kindness or friendship to the people we care about to join them in indulging in wrongheaded, negative feelings. We… — Epictetus
If you can't join them, beat them. — Mort Sahl
If you can't beat them (Packers), You might as well join them — Julius Peppers
Avoid banquets which are given by strangers an ignorant persons. But if there is ever occasion to join them, let your attention be carefully fixed,… — Epictetus
I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you… — Jack Handey
Seen in its own right, a loving person's inner spirit is an angel of heaven, and while we are living in the body we are… — Emanuel Swedenborg
If you can't beat them or join them, then do something weird. No matter how much the passengers eat, the weight of the plane stays… — Thomas Sowell
I have often been reminded of the wild duck that came down on migration into a barnyard and liked it so well that he stayed… — Vance Havner
Since it is difficult to join them together, it is safer to be feared than to be loved when one of the two must be… — Niccolo Machiavelli
In fact, the best thing we could do on taxes for all Americans is to simplify the individual tax code. This will be a tough… — Barack Obama
Scout, IÂ´m telling you for the last time, shut your trap or go home - I declare to the Lord youÂ´re gettinÂ´ more like a… — Harper Lee
Samhain had its origins, like many modern holidays or celebrations, in pagan times. As the sidhe-seers had been inclined to erect churches and abbeys on… — Karen Marie Moning
I imagine the ones weâ€™ve lost as ghosts who prowl about the edges of the light, waiting for us to join them. Sometimes thatâ€™s terrifying,… — Ann Aguirre
The ones I loved fly as birds in the open sky above me. Soaring, weaving, calling to me to join them. I want so badly… — Suzanne Collins
Soon I will honor my parents by dying as they died. and if all they believed about death was true, soon I will join them… — Veronica Roth
People never really died. They only went on to a better place, to wait a while for their loved ones to join them. And then… — Virginia C. Andrews
But writers INVITE ghosts, maybe; along with actors and artists, they are the only totally accepted mediums of our society. They make worlds that never… — Stephen King

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