"I think a good product would be "Baby……" — Jack Handey

I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a… - Jack Handey

"I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then, all of a sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man, those ducks really take off! Also, Baby Duck Hat is good for parties."

— Jack Handey

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