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• Talkers have always ruled. They will continue to rule. The smart thing is to join them. — Bruce Barton
• Only a fool does not fear actors, but you can't beat them, and if you can't beat them, join them, as they… — Lars von Trier
• All of the elements of the comic way tend to spread to others, insinuating joy where it was previously absent. Conversation has… — Unknown Author
• It is not a demonstration of kindness or friendship to the people we care about to join them in indulging in wrongheaded,… — Epictetus
• If you can't join them, beat them. — Mort Sahl
• If you can't beat them (Packers), You might as well join them — Julius Peppers
• Avoid banquets which are given by strangers an ignorant persons. But if there is ever occasion to join them, let your attention… — Epictetus
• I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your… — Jack Handey
• Seen in its own right, a loving person's inner spirit is an angel of heaven, and while we are living in the… — Emanuel Swedenborg
• If you can't beat them or join them, then do something weird. No matter how much the passengers eat, the weight of… — Thomas Sowell
• I have often been reminded of the wild duck that came down on migration into a barnyard and liked it so well… — Vance Havner
• Since it is difficult to join them together, it is safer to be feared than to be loved when one of the… — Niccolo Machiavelli

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