"What does it mean to pre-board? Do you……" — George Carlin
"What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?"
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546 Quotes by George Carlin
George Carlin has 546 quotes on this site.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is…
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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I know that some books and some writers, you can pretty much draw a square around it and say, 'Nobody…
— Margaret Atwood
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Especially in local elections, because hardly anybody pays attention to those - but it's really important who's mayor and who's…
— Jello Biafra
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Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel.
— Josh Billings
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If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction.
— Dietrich Bonhoeffer
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As long as enough people can be frightened, then all people can be ruled. That is how it works in…
— James Bovard
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You look across the board at comedy quiz shows, and they are mainly hosted by men.
— Jo Brand
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A lot of things look good on an academic's blackboard in terms of the actions that need to be taken.…
— John O. Brennan
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School boards are, for the most part ,made up of political wannabes who see a board seat as a stepping…
— Eli Broad
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I am a huge bull on this country. We will not have a double-dip recession at all. I see our…
— Warren Buffett
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I like all of the mental, psychological thriller movies too. I enjoy horror movies across the board.
— Sophia Bush
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The subtle generational cues that make one thing cool and another uncool aren't always obvious to a parent. My children…
— Nolan Bushnell
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I was Chairman of the Federal Reserve Bank of Kansas City. As you know, there are twelve banks and they…
— Herman Cain
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