"Speed On Before You Get Peed On" — Unknown Author

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• I performed at Mom and Dad's party when I was four. Oh my gosh, I was singing a Madonna song,… — Britney Spears
• Like backstage, I just peed like every 3 seconds. I think yur staff thinks I have diarrhea. — Jennifer Lawrence
• Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest — Adam Sandler
• Whenever I hear some bigmouth in Washington or the Christian heartland banging on about the evils of sodomy or whatever,… — Christopher Hitchens
• The other day a dog peed on me. A bad sign. — H. L. Mencken
• My grandfather got me mad and I peed inside his orange juice and asked him if it's tangy. — Camron
• Juno MacGuff: [yelling through the house] Dad? Mac MacGuff: What? Juno MacGuff: Either I just peed my pants or um...… — Diablo Cody
• Whoa, who peed in your Cheerios? — Becca Fitzpatrick
• Of course, when we got home, we found that Dagda had peed on my down comforter. He had also eaten… — Cate Tiernan
• If I had bodily functions, I think I would have peed my pants. — Gena Showalter
• Radley rolled his eyes. He actually rolled his eyes at my father. Alpha of the south-central territory and head of… — Rachel Vincent
• The last time I was this scared, I peed myself." "The last time I was this scared," Radar says, "I… — John Green

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