Peed Quotes

19 quotes by 18 authors

I performed at Mom and Dad's party when I was four. Oh my gosh, I was singing a Madonna song, and I peed myself! — Britney Spears
Like backstage, I just peed like every 3 seconds. I think yur staff thinks I have diarrhea. — Jennifer Lawrence
Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest — Adam Sandler
Whenever I hear some bigmouth in Washington or the Christian heartland banging on about the evils of sodomy or whatever, I mentally enter his name… — Christopher Hitchens
The other day a dog peed on me. A bad sign. — H. L. Mencken
My grandfather got me mad and I peed inside his orange juice and asked him if it's tangy. — Cam'ron
Juno MacGuff: [yelling through the house] Dad? Mac MacGuff: What? Juno MacGuff: Either I just peed my pants or um... Mac MacGuff: *Or*...? Juno MacGuff:… — Diablo Cody
Whoa, who peed in your Cheerios? — Becca Fitzpatrick
Of course, when we got home, we found that Dagda had peed on my down comforter. He had also eaten part of Mom's maidenhair fern… — Cate Tiernan
If I had bodily functions, I think I would have peed my pants. — Gena Showalter
Radley rolled his eyes. He actually rolled his eyes at my father. Alpha of the south-central territory and head of the Territorial Council. Sure, I… — Rachel Vincent
The last time I was this scared, I peed myself." "The last time I was this scared," Radar says, "I actually had to face a… — John Green
You know, if you're trying to mark your territory, you could've just peed on me before I came over here and saved us both a… — Julie James
Speed On Before You Get Peed On — Tommy Bunz
My bed is my bed and I peed in it last year, so who would want to sleep in that bed? — Snooki
Up all night with the lil man again but I enjoy every min of it, he almost peed in my face today. — Kendra Wilkinson
He just peed on me. -Jase — Duck Dynasty
For the longest time, I thought I was a boy. I really did. I wore boys' clothes, played tag football, and even peed like a… — Eliza Dushku

Who Wrote These Peed Quotes

18 authors contributed a total of 19 Peed Quotes as follows: