Peed Quotes
19 quotes by 18 authors
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I performed at Mom and Dad's party when I was four. Oh my gosh, I was singing a Madonna song, and I peed myself!
— Britney Spears
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Like backstage, I just peed like every 3 seconds. I think yur staff thinks I have diarrhea.
— Jennifer Lawrence
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Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest
— Adam Sandler
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Whenever I hear some bigmouth in Washington or the Christian heartland banging on about the evils of sodomy or whatever, I mentally enter his name…
— Christopher Hitchens
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The other day a dog peed on me. A bad sign.
— H. L. Mencken
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My grandfather got me mad and I peed inside his orange juice and asked him if it's tangy.
— Cam'ron
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Juno MacGuff: [yelling through the house] Dad? Mac MacGuff: What? Juno MacGuff: Either I just peed my pants or um... Mac MacGuff: *Or*...? Juno MacGuff:…
— Diablo Cody
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Whoa, who peed in your Cheerios?
— Becca Fitzpatrick
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Of course, when we got home, we found that Dagda had peed on my down comforter. He had also eaten part of Mom's maidenhair fern…
— Cate Tiernan
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If I had bodily functions, I think I would have peed my pants.
— Gena Showalter
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Radley rolled his eyes. He actually rolled his eyes at my father. Alpha of the south-central territory and head of the Territorial Council. Sure, I…
— Rachel Vincent
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The last time I was this scared, I peed myself." "The last time I was this scared," Radar says, "I actually had to face a…
— John Green
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You know, if you're trying to mark your territory, you could've just peed on me before I came over here and saved us both a…
— Julie James
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Speed On Before You Get Peed On
— Tommy Bunz
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My bed is my bed and I peed in it last year, so who would want to sleep in that bed?
— Snooki
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Up all night with the lil man again but I enjoy every min of it, he almost peed in my face today.
— Kendra Wilkinson
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He just peed on me. -Jase
— Duck Dynasty
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For the longest time, I thought I was a boy. I really did. I wore boys' clothes, played tag football, and even peed like a…
— Eliza Dushku
Who Wrote These Peed Quotes
18 authors contributed a total of 19 Peed Quotes as follows: