"If I had bodily functions, I think I……" — Gena Showalter
"If I had bodily functions, I think I would have peed my pants."
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247 Quotes by Gena Showalter
Gena Showalter has 247 quotes on this site.
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There are times I wish I were invisible. Which is silly, since I do everything I can to stand out.
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I’m not a bad person. I haven’t killed anyone. I (rarely) lie. I don’t kick little puppies. So why do…
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What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive to boys? I mean, really. Two round, mounds of fat and a…
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How does fear become so powerful? We can’t see it. We can’t touch it, yet it gets its claws in…
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People are the most difficult thing in the world to change
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There are two kinds of people,’ she’d said. ‘Those who coast through life like ducks in a row, following one…
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Leap out the window, my inner Tigress cried. You aren't ready to face such a powerful Tiger. I frowned. I…
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Not fat, just not anorexic. She's soft in all the right places.
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You keep running and one day when you stop running your going to fall, and I'm going to be there…
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She stood, squared her shoulders. “We’ll do it. Together.” And then she did something that shocked them both. She rose…
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If all we've got to look forward to is disloyalty and treachery, why do we even make friends?" "Again, human…
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Yes, men are pigs. Except your brother, of course. He's actually a decent human being. Almost a woman. -Jillian's mother
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More Bodily Quotes
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We are certainly in a common class with the beasts; every action of animal life is concerned with seeking bodily…
— Saint Augustine
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The truth, the absolute truth, is that the chief beauty for the theatre consists in fine bodily proportions.
— Sarah Bernhardt
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Girls blush, sometimes, because they are alive, half wishing they were dead to save the shame. The sudden blush devours…
— Elizabeth Barrett Browning
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Men should not try to overstrain their goodness more than any other faculty, bodily or mental.
— Samuel Butler
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One of the most wonderful things in nature is a glance of the eye; it transcends speech; it is the…
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Is it not grotesque when the representatives of an antiquated myth-sorcery, who believes in trinity, angels, devils, hell, virgin-birth, bodily…
— Karlheinz Deschner
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The bodily resurrection of Jesus Christ from the dead is the crowning proof of Christianity. If the resurrection did not…
— Henry M. Morris
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A servant of the Lord stands bodily before men, but mentally he is knocking at the gates of heaven with…
— John Climacus
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Speech after long silence; it is right, All other lovers being estranged or dead . . . That we descant…
— William Butler Yeats
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It seems that nature, which has so wisely disposed our bodily organs with a view to our happiness, has also…
— Francois de La Rochefoucauld
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Three sorts of goods, Aristotle specified, contribute to happiness: goods of the soul, including moral and intellectual virtues and education;…
— Sissela Bok
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The body is only a garment. How many times you have changed your clothing in this life, yet because of…
— Paramahansa Yogananda
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