My Pants Quotes

152 quotes by 129 authors

I miss being able to wake up when I want and go on stage when I want and pull down my pants when I want. — Mark Wahlberg
I never leave my house. Then I don't have to put a bra on, and I don't have to change my pants. — Jennifer Lawrence
If I don't have anything to do all day, I might not even put my pants on. — Jennifer Lawrence
Big deal, so he scored. The last time I saw someone dance like that I had to pay her $20 and have my pants dry… — Dennis Miller
I don't know how many more of these awards I can come up for because I think a little bit is coming out of my… — Robert Pattinson
I want to sit on my couch and drink and not change my pants for days at a time, — Jennifer Lawrence
I haven't tucked a sock in my pants for three years. — Hilary Swank
Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest — Adam Sandler
I never did like the idea of sitting on newspapers. I did it once, and all the headlines came off on my white pants. On… — Clark Gable
Why would people spend good money to have my pants? — Shawn Ashmore
I'm really clumsy, so I trip and fall a lot. And every time I perform in New York my pants split onstage. That's happened four… — Jessica Simpson
I wear my pants on my upper torso to be abstract and different. — Thom Yorke
My partner and I won the race, and I threw my hat into the air and bent to pick it up. Everyone started laughin' because… — Chris LeDoux
I'm not using drugs to get high like many people think. I know I made a big mistake when I started using this sh-. It's… — Layne Staley
Well, on that day I ceased cleansing my body. No more brushing my teeth, no more washing my hair, no baths, no soap, no water.… — Ted Nugent
I ceased cleansing my body. Two weeks before the test I stopped eating food with nutritional value. A week before, I stopped going to the… — Ted Nugent
My combat action has commenced... I've pissed my pants, but only a little. — Anthony Swofford
I never wear pants in my life. I never thought I'd say this, but I miss wearing pants. For the first time in my life,… — Emily Procter
I used to always pull my jersey out of my pants. Earl Tatum was like that, too. I was just more comfortable. There were no… — Bo Ellis
I donâ€™t show my body for a good cause... if one day in a concert I pull down my pants, I would leave without job… — Bill Kaulitz

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