Best My Pants Lines

152 My Pants quotes by 121 unique authors

Twenty grand in my pants, fifty in my peacoat. Jeezy fuckin' wit me and we fuckin' up the city hoe. — Unknown Author
I'm gonna take all of your stuffed animals and shove them down my pants. -Chazz — Blades Of Glory
I think I crapped my pants. -Schmidt — 21 Jump Street
I think I crapped my pants. — Jonah Hill
I didn't fully pee my pants. — Jennifer Lawrence
My pants in Star Wars were constantly splitting right up the crotch. I had to jump around and do all sorts of things, and the… — Hayden Christensen
Getting my dragon was perhaps the biggest surprise. I was in Amsterdam and got a little crazy, dropping my pants at a tattoo parlour and… — Angelina Jolie
When I walk around, sometimes people recognize me from things they've seen me in, TV or whatever. And they'd say, you know, stuff, and a… — Aziz Ansari
Don't tell me I'm beautiful just to get in my pants, don't lie to make me feel better, don't take my hand if your going… — Krisee Ellis
I think I'm gonna need to change my pants. I'm just playin, I didn't come in my pants. — Danny Mcbride
Kindergarten teacher trying to explain the definition of the word definitely. To make sure, she asks the students to use the word in a sentence.… — Sharlene05
If you polled them the year I graduated, they would have said that I was a slut, and the most I had ever done is… — Evangeline Lilly
I can't its enough I catch ya and I throw ya on the bed, I take ya string off and ya my pants like that,… — Donatt
She either smiled at me cause my hair was fucked up or cause my pants where pink — Mike Campbell
Hand me my pants — Tamika-leeigh
I've had enough with the earthquakes. My whole house shook and I came really close to peeing my pants. — Candace Bailey
Paris: Dinner at Kong. Waited an hour for our table, wine uncorked onto my pants, entree dropped on my jacket. Bad form! — Neil Patrick Harris
Schoolin' motherfuckers, I'm their favorite subject. Broomstick in my pants, I'm 'bout to go witch hunting. — Lil Wayne
I never sat down and mapped out this career of mine. I've always kind of flown by the seat of my pants. — Eliza Dushku
Let me get this straight, I piss my pants, I'm a loser. But if I piss my pants while wearing a diaper, Now I Win! — Nikhil Saluja
If I've ever offended you or disagreed with you, just know that from the bottom of my pants, I really don't give a shit. — Nikhil Saluja
I'm going to finally introduce my GirlFriend to my friends. I hope they don't think she's crazy because she likes to live in my pants. — Nikhil Saluja
Proud to announce I've now entered the pull my pants down when I pee stage of life. — Nikhil Saluja

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