Best My Pants Words
152 My Pants quotes by 121 unique authors
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Why don't you take my pants and put it...
— Swizz Beatz
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Marvin bit my pants... - Spencer
— ICarly
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Kendall & James: (to logan) You believe in ghosts!? Logan: I BELIEVE in the doo-doos in my pants.
— Big Time Rush
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I still got drank up in my cup man hold up, Stacks got the pockets of my pants swole up, Boys talkin down I'm like…
— Short Dawg
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My pants fresh, Chicks sayin yes, Cause I'm the cat they can't wait to sex, She say my voice it just makes her wet, So…
— Short Dawg
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I'm happy with my pants down.
— ACDC
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We started making out and she took my pants off. But then I turned on the TV and that's about the time she walked away…
— Blink 182
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I never claimed that I knew how to dance, but I'll get drunk, get high, and pull down my pants
— Hollywood Undead
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Walked up the Hill to touch it, then I unzipped my pants and pissed on it when nobody was looking.
— Dead Kennedys
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Got a montser in my pants and if I ever get the chance. Gonna cram it down your throat, watch you gasp for air and…
— Blood On The Dance Floor
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Got her hands down my pants now she rockin Sean Johns
— Big Sean
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She put her Hands Down My Pants Now She Rockin Sean John
— Big Sean
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I'm leaving naysayers stumped like rain forests. After years of pullin' rabit ears out my pants pockets.
— Sage Francis
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People just love love love sex. well, I dont see why people even get paid on the street corners anymore. Its written on their faces…
— Unknown Author
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Just another day out in sunny LA, theres dealers in the streets and the coppers dont play, got my 501 jeans, my crew neck sweater,…
— Pac Div
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Turn the tv on throw my hand down my pants click to MTV so they can teach me hoda dougie!
— Bruno Mars
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Got a run way in my pants cuz all tha modles be on my dick
— Unknown Author
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Since I signed to Kan, Im Louie Vuitton Sean. Up in Benny Han Han eating all the Wonton. Rose rose over a little Chandon. Put…
— Big Sean
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I'm riding a unicycle with my pants down....this should be every boy's dream!
— Bart Simpson
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My pants are saggin, looking so pretty. You wouldve thought I was a faggot.
— Soulja Boy
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I'm gonna kick my feet up. Then stare at the fan. Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants. Nobody's gonna tell me…
— Bruno Mars
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Just because I'm single doesn't mean you getting in my pants..
— MGil
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Everybody rip the swag off, before I rip the tag off. Why my pants sag off? Cause I'm rapping my ass off.
— Kanye West
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Patrice: It's like a crime scene in my pants.
— No Strings Attached (Movie)
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My swagga is more swagga when I got my boyfriend around he makes me jizz in my pants thats why I always what my SWAGGA…
— Unknown Author
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