Best My Pants Words

152 My Pants quotes by 121 unique authors

Why don't you take my pants and put it... — Swizz Beatz
Marvin bit my pants... - Spencer — ICarly
Kendall & James: (to logan) You believe in ghosts!? Logan: I BELIEVE in the doo-doos in my pants. — Big Time Rush
I still got drank up in my cup man hold up, Stacks got the pockets of my pants swole up, Boys talkin down I'm like… — Short Dawg
My pants fresh, Chicks sayin yes, Cause I'm the cat they can't wait to sex, She say my voice it just makes her wet, So… — Short Dawg
I'm happy with my pants down. — ACDC
We started making out and she took my pants off. But then I turned on the TV and that's about the time she walked away… — Blink 182
I never claimed that I knew how to dance, but I'll get drunk, get high, and pull down my pants — Hollywood Undead
Walked up the Hill to touch it, then I unzipped my pants and pissed on it when nobody was looking. — Dead Kennedys
Got a montser in my pants and if I ever get the chance. Gonna cram it down your throat, watch you gasp for air and… — Blood On The Dance Floor
Got her hands down my pants now she rockin Sean Johns — Big Sean
She put her Hands Down My Pants Now She Rockin Sean John — Big Sean
I'm leaving naysayers stumped like rain forests. After years of pullin' rabit ears out my pants pockets. — Sage Francis
People just love love love sex. well, I dont see why people even get paid on the street corners anymore. Its written on their faces… — Unknown Author
Just another day out in sunny LA, theres dealers in the streets and the coppers dont play, got my 501 jeans, my crew neck sweater,… — Pac Div
Turn the tv on throw my hand down my pants click to MTV so they can teach me hoda dougie! — Bruno Mars
Got a run way in my pants cuz all tha modles be on my dick — Unknown Author
Since I signed to Kan, Im Louie Vuitton Sean. Up in Benny Han Han eating all the Wonton. Rose rose over a little Chandon. Put… — Big Sean
I'm riding a unicycle with my pants down....this should be every boy's dream! — Bart Simpson
My pants are saggin, looking so pretty. You wouldve thought I was a faggot. — Soulja Boy
I'm gonna kick my feet up. Then stare at the fan. Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants. Nobody's gonna tell me… — Bruno Mars
Just because I'm single doesn't mean you getting in my pants.. — MGil
Everybody rip the swag off, before I rip the tag off. Why my pants sag off? Cause I'm rapping my ass off. — Kanye West
Patrice: It's like a crime scene in my pants. — No Strings Attached (Movie)
My swagga is more swagga when I got my boyfriend around he makes me jizz in my pants thats why I always what my SWAGGA… — Unknown Author

Who Wrote These My Pants Quotes

121 authors contributed a total of 152 My Pants Quotes, led by these top contributors:

Best My Pants Words

More Ways to Read My Pants Quotes

Who Wrote These My Pants Quotes