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152 My Pants quotes by 121 unique authors

It didn't matter if I got bitten by a dog or I ripped my pants on the fence post or I poked myself in the… — Anthony Kiedis
There are rules for hiding in plain sight. The first rule, or at least the one that Sandor repeats most often, is “Don’t be stupid.”… — Pittacus Lore
There's a tap on the door then. We all exchange looks, Tommy Falk's as uncertain as the rest of ours. No one moves, so I… — Maggie Stiefvater
I almost shat my pants. Literally, the floor was almost covered in my shat. — Chris Colfer
You got a problem?" he drawled, obviously expecting me to pee my pants before falling to the ground and groveling like an unworthy subject of… — Jennifer Rardin
God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants. — Jonathan Winters
I operate by the seat of my pants. — Jim Finks
Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants. — Bill Maher
I'm so grateful for every little thing GOD has make me achieve ,if it wasn't for him ,I would be still learning how to pee… — Brighton Simpsons
(We are on a bus) I'm extremely silent facing the window...My friend raquel was talking to jack and she said to me ''when someone say… — Jasmine
She had many things to do in her life,but everytime she tried to make me happy,i kept on pissing in my pants,but she still loved… — Jamsta E Ngugz
This is my pants from jumping across the creek two times but after a great jump I then took a step and slipped in the… — Michael Country
Like my pants? — Unknown Author
What are you doing? .. oh nothing just shit my pants and trying to shake it off. xD I'm soo fucked up! xD — Patience
It was after spring break it was school it was 3rd period I had to go real bad this was the only bathroom that the… — Michael Country
A man better knock my socks off first before he even thinks about taking my pants off. — Laura S
Im not perfect. I put my pants on three legs at a time just like any other guy. — Rock Cowles
I met the girl of my dreams last night, then Something Inside My Pants woke up — Green Monk
I have one of those open and shut marriages. My pants are always open and my wife's are always shut. — Green Monk
If I've still got my pants on in the second scene, I think they've sent me the wrong script. — Mel Gibson
I got nothing. I got my shoes and my pants. I'm staying with a friend. I stop by my mother's every once in a while… — Marc Wallice
I refuse to enter a wet T-Shirt Contest until my breasts look more like breasts, and less like something I should tuck into my pants. — Kelli Jae Baeli
Lord please forgive me for my sinning, I ain't saying that I'm finished but I'm praying in advance Cause they way her eyes glance like… — J. Cole
Theres a lot of talk that I flipped over in a golf cart, thats fucking true. It did happen like three days ago. My ass… — T-Pain
I'm a Trap Starr my pants saggin. Pistol Showin D-boy swaggin. — Tity Boi

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