"It was after spring break it was school……" — Michael Country
"It was after spring break it was school it was 3rd period I had to go real bad this was the only bathroom that the signs for male and female are in a different order in the whole wing I ran into the girl bathroom unknowing[no one was there] couldn't find a urinator [didn't cross my mind that I'm in the female bathroom] I had already unzip my pants and was ready to take a leak as I open the stall girl, then silents lucky it was one of my friends, but we just frozen for about 1 minutes... then all hell broke lost she yelled and I ran out into the men rooms instead...surprising no one ever investigated the yelling."
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Michael Country
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