Yelled Quotes
172 quotes by 113 authors
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Basically, I started on stage yelling and I kept yelling, and then I yelled some more, and then I yelled even louder. I'm modulated now.
— Lewis Black
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Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having.
— Mitch Hedberg
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Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddamn it…
— Mitch Hedberg
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That's what American democracy has come down to at these town hall meetings: old people and gun nuts, which is a terrible combination. I heard…
— Bill Maher
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After my screen test, the director clapped his hands gleefully and yelled: “She can't talk! She can't act! She's sensational!â€
— Ava Gardner
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I DON'T CARE!" Harry yelled at them, snatching up a lunascope and throwing it into the fireplace. "I'VE HAD ENOUGH, I'VE SEEN ENOUGH, I WANT…
— Joanne Kathleen Rowling
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I talked to the ball a lot of times in my career. I yelled, "Go foul. Go foul."
— Lefty Gomez
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One day while Lloyd George was making a political speech before a big crowd, a heckler yelled, "Wait a minute, Mr. George. Isn't it true…
— David Lloyd George
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I played on an all-boys team in the 8th grade, but they wouldnt throw me the ball even though I was on their team. One…
— Lisa Leslie
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The big, huge meteor headed toward the Earth. Could nothing stop it? Maybe Bob could. He was suddenly on top of the meteor-through some kind…
— Jack Handey
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I remember we were all horrified to see Grandpa up on the roof with his Superman cape on. "Get down!" yelled Uncle Lou. "Don't move!"…
— Jack Handey
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When the chairman introduced the guest speaker as a former illegal alien, I got up from my chair and yelled, "What's the matter, no jobs…
— Jack Handey
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When I heard Jonathan [Cole's agent] repeat the figure of £55k-a-week, I nearly swerved off the road. 'He is taking the p**s, Jonathan!' I yelled…
— Ashley Cole
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I am thankful for the way I was raised, to be positive. Even when times have gotten rough I have always tried to look on…
— Angela Merkel
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I nearly broke out laughing when the wrteched soothsayer warned Caesar: "Beware the Ides of April." I thought it a miracle (and a relief) that…
— Seth Grahame-Smith
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I was walking in a grocery store and someone jumped on my back - and I knew the second she yelled ‘It’s Emily Fields’, it…
— Shay Mitchell
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Americans whisper the word Alzheimer's because their government whispers the word Alzheimer's. And although a whisper is better than the silence that the Alzheimer's community…
— Seth Rogen
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And the woman who could win the respect of man was often the woman who could knock him down with her bare fists and sit…
— Agnes Smedley
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Ask me a question about paparazzi, and I get so heated. And I feel so bad for young kids of celebrities. My nieces and nephews…
— Kendall Jenner
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My strangest auditioning experience was when I was reading for a TV show, and right when I started the audition, the casting director left the…
— Danny Strong
Who Wrote These Yelled Quotes
113 authors contributed a total of 172 Yelled Quotes, led by these top contributors: