"I'm really clumsy, so I trip and fall……" — Jessica Simpson
"I'm really clumsy, so I trip and fall a lot. And every time I perform in New York my pants split onstage. That's happened four or five times. Every time, I pull on my mom's jeans as fast as I can, so there we are, standing backstage without our pants on. It's like a curse."
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138 Quotes by Jessica Simpson
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I had doors slammed in my face as a 14-year-old because my boobs were too big.
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And I'm the worst liar of all time.
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I don't have anything to prove anymore. What other people think of me is not my business.
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