Jessica Simpson Quotes

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• Giving up my scotch? My Macallan 18? That was hard for me! Though now that doesn't even sound good, being pregnant. You crave other things.…
• I'm just your everyday woman who is trying to feel good and be healthy for her daughter, her fiancé, and herself.
• Isn't it weird that I'm getting all emotionable?
• Whenever my water breaks it'll be like a fire hydrant!
• To be my man, you have to put up with a lot. I toot under the sheets, I spend a lot of money and I…
• I will never do nudity. I don't care how dark and intellectual the role could be, you know...I don't care if I frickin' could get…
• I'm definitely shy, so it was definitely acting for me to drop a trench coat and be in a bikini and try to get my…
• What if I accidentally hit somebody? Because my dad took one of his friends golfing, and it was, like, one of his first times and…
• I had doors slammed in my face as a 14-year-old because my boobs were too big.
• I'm really clumsy, so I trip and fall a lot. And every time I perform in New York my pants split onstage. That's happened four…
• The crazy thing is, I never knew that a wiener could actually make me nauseous.
• And I'm the worst liar of all time.
• I don't have anything to prove anymore. What other people think of me is not my business.
• I'll usually wash my hair and let it air-dry wavy, but if I'm just in a hang-out mood, I won't even wash it. I'll wait…
• The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day!
• I'm a huge fan of Mariah Carey. I admired her music for so long. It's hard to follow on her footstep. She's so successful. Mariah's…
• If I'm going for advice for anything in my life, I go straight to my father because he has the answers.
• It's so much baby and so much amniotic fluid, it's crazy. If we have a 10 pounder, pray for me!
• I am definitely feeling 'intimate.' I'm kind of unstoppable at the moment! Like the big 'O' is like the biggest 'O' ever.
• There is only one, believe it or not. I did get knocked up by a baller. A big football player.

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